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How to study for your exams

December 15, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Upper-School Alyna Rei

This December 12-16, Palm Valley Upper School takes its final semester exams. In order for you to pass the semester with a good grade, you have to study or at least prepare for these finals. These exams count 20% of the semester average. I wouldn’t say I do amazing in every test I take, but I do employ some helpful strategies. Over the years, these are some things that helped me keep my grades and my mind sane.

The before process

The before-the-exam process is just as important as taking the actual exam. Some things that I do “before” are:

  • Listen to calm music:

You won’t be focused enough if you listen to music that has words, is upbeat, and fast paced. I prefer to listen to calm classical music. If you feel that you can focus with words, then listen to calm music with slow words.

  • Take little breaks:

When I say a little break, I don’t mean an hour break going on electronics. You’re already on electronics, so adding more to your eyes will be bad. I recommend around 5-10 minutes. It’s also good to break your study time in 30 minute/1 hour increments. When you take your tiny break, try to do something not on electronics. Maybe read a book, take a walk, or rest your eyes.

  • Get a snack; make sure you’re well fed:

If you haven’t had a full meal, then get a snack that can last the entire study session. Or make sure you eat that meal beforehand. If you are on an empty stomach, then you will most likely be distracted by the fact that you are getting hungry.

Test day

Now is the most important time. Taking the test is not the end of the world, and you will eventually come out with a finished exam (or not). I also prepare for the test day itself, and these are the things that I do:

  • Make sure your mind is clear and clean

If your mind is crowded, then you will most likely be very distracted. This could make an impact on your performance. So, it’s best to be relaxed and calm during the exam to have successful results.

  • Be calm; chill out

You’re not going to die. It’s an exam. Chill out. Calm down; you only have one task to do and that’s to finish this test on a good note.

  • Don’t rush while taking the exam

If you did not study or you feel less prepared, then that’s not an excuse to zoom through the exam. If you are stuck on a question, then it is best to skip that question and come back when you’re done with the rest of the questions. If you can’t answer the question, then you should just take an educated guess.

The best part about the exams is that we have a two-week and one-day break ahead. So now you can relax.

Filed Under: Advice Tagged With: Alyna Rei, How to study for your exams

Congratulations to the 2022 PVS Poetry Recitation Winners!

December 15, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

Senior Harliana Otto’s recitation of poet Jimmy Santiago Baca’s “I Am Offering this Poem” was selected as #1 by judges Maguire, Wallach, and Wendt-West at the December 9 all-Upper-School assembly. Junior Indiana Behr’s recitation of George Meredith’s “Dirge in Woods” came in second. Sophomore Kristina Panagiotaros’s recitation of Mariana Llanos’s “Invisible Children” took third. Sophomore Mirabelle Lee’s stunning entry of Maya Angelou’s “Still I Rise” won over the room and earned her Audience Favorite.

In the December 6 Middle-School competition, three overall winners were selected by judges Griffin, Wallach, and Wendt-West: Walker Craven (8th), for his recitation of Richard Wilbur’s “A Barred Owl”; Lia Maldonado (8th), for her recitation of Robert Longley’s “Each Day”; and Roman Soobben (7th), for his recitation of “Siren Song” by Margaret Atwood. Roman won over the room and also walked with Audience Favorite.

As our school winner in the Upper School, Harli will advance to Riverside County’s Poetry Out Loud competition to vie for a seat at the state competition. At county, she will again recite Baca’s “I Am Offering this Poem” and will need to select a second poem, as the county competition has two rounds of recitation. Second-place Indy will serve as our alternate.

The other Upper-School finalists include Sophomore Lily Jones, Senior Ike Spry, Freshman Kayliee Augustine-Sails, Freshman Donavan Knott, Freshman Gabriella Rodriguez-Portugues, Junior Gil Maruvada, Junior Arsh Rehman, and Junior Luke Sonderman.

The classroom winners and Middle-School finalists also include Lorelei Behr (6th), Yola Belickis (7th), Riley Conway (8th), Caleb Kassinove (8th), Mateo Omier (6th), Jackie Padgett (7th), Louisa Richardson (8th), and Addison Uhlhorn (6th).

Filed Under: Poetry

My Favorite Eastern European Bands

December 14, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Junior Remy Haring

We’re embarking on Winter Holiday. It’s a good time for sleeping, holiday gathering, and exploring new music. Feel like listening to some Eastern European bands? Remy’s got some bands to start with.

Since quarantine, I have delved into the rabbit hole that is Eastern European bands. Originally, it started off as a curiosity and a way to find sad music from another part of the world and gradually evolved into about half of my taste in music. The following, in reverse order, are some of my personal favorite bands from Eastern Europe. Try them; expand your repertoire; you might like them.

4. Padkarosda (Bench Seat)

Photo Source: lastfm.freetls

Hailing from Budapest, Hungary, Padkarosda is a nihilist punk band. It is a trio consisting of Gergő Vitéz, Rómeó Veréb, and Viktor Böcskey (discogs.com).

With shrieking vocals, frantic guitar and drums, and dark lyrics, I would recommend this band for anyone who enjoys emo or punk. My personal favorite albums are Sötét Végek (Dark End), Visszatérő Rémálom (Returning Nightmare), and Tétova Lelkek (Hesitating Souls).

The album cover for Visszatérő Rémálom 
The album cover Sötét Végek
Tétova Lelkek‘s album cover

       

3. Chernikovskaya Hata

Photo Source: discogs.com

Little is known about Chernikovskaya Hata. All I can find about them is that they are based in Ufa, Russia; they do post-punk covers of old 80s pop songs; and that the “band” seems to consist of one person by the name of Ryan Shpirtz. That being said, I think their covers sometimes surpass the original in terms of quality. Shpirtz has a deep, melancholic voice and is a talented guitarist and synth player. My personal favorite songs are “Chio-Chio San,” “Nazhmi Na Knopku” (Press the Button), and “Belaya Noch’” (White Night).

2. Moy Drug Magnitofon (My Friend Tape Recorder)

Photo Source: Мой друг магнитофон

Hailing from Saint Petersburg, Russia, Moy Drug Magnitofon is an odd little experimental electronic band that consists of Nikita Savra for the vocalist and guitarist, Artem Morgunov, as the bassist and Ira Lapteva as keyboardist and vocalist (rateyourmusic.com).

All of their songs have a great beat and backing track and… interesting vocals. My favorite songs have to be “Obosranniy Geroy” (Crap Hero), “Mërtviy Vecher” (Dead Evening), and “Petlya” (The Loop).

1. Kino (Film)

Photo Source: luxpro.mc

If there is anything you know about me, I love this band. Kino was a rock band that was popular in the 80s and was also based in Saint Petersburg. To give you an idea of how big this band was, it was like the Soviet version of Nirvana. The songs deal with a variety of themes from love and freedom to war and wanting change. The headman, Viktor Tsoi, wrote all of the songs himself and even at the height of his band, still worked in a boiler room.

Personally, I recommend his songs “Gruppa Krovi” (Blood Type), which is about a man fighting in the Soviet-Afghan war, and “Khochu Peremen” (We Want Changes), which is about life in the Soviet Union and the desire for it to change. Viktor Tsoi had a very distinctive voice, was a really talented acoustic guitarist, and his lyrics remain very poetic. Viktor Tsoi died in 1990.

Above: Viktor Tsoi

I hope you enjoy this little list and hope that you check out these hidden gems.  There is truly a massive treasure trove of music that I have only scratched the surface of.

I have found all of these bands through YouTube. Kino and Moy Drug Magnitofon are on Spotify; Padkarosda is on Bandcamp, and Chernikovskaya Hata is only on YouTube as far as I am aware.

Filed Under: Music Tagged With: My Favorite Eastern European Bands, Remy Haring

Congratulations, Lily!

December 13, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

Lily Jones, PVS sophomore, was one of six finalists for the Riverside County Teen Poet Laureate competition. Friday, directly after performing her Poetry Recitation for our school finals (she’s good at reciting poetry, too), she was whisked off to Riverside for the Poet Laureate ceremony and final announcements. Lily came in first runner-up! She also was named finalist in the Jane Block Prize for Teen Environmentalist Poetry. Lily is an active poet, actively writing, submitting, and sharing her poems. Below is reprinted one of her entries in this year’s Riverside Teen Poet Laureate competition: her original “Well of Words.”

Well of Words

Our minds whirl so much swifter than

the words that, trying to keep up, 

tumble from our mouths.

Sometimes they waltz elegantly,

but mostly they tumble out jumbled.

At times our astute minds are 

too complicated for our simple tongues.

At other times our mind prevents us from

speaking our truth.

Sometimes even the world prevents us 

from telling our truths.

Our thoughts are forced to stay at a standstill.

So we sit in drawn out silence

or meaningless conversation,

while the letters of thoughts in our brilliant minds

plunge deeper down into a well,

the place that we are too nervous to share.

Keeping track of twenty-six letters

in different combinations

placed in different patterns 

is arduous.

So the well becomes a jumbled heap,

a tangled cluster of extreme emotions

and thoughts that create a unique mind.

Yearning to reach out 

and discern this well brimming with letters,

we begin to ink our obscure thoughts.

The muddled letters creep up from the well,

sunlight from the surface clearing my

mind of dark fog.

The time varies for each individual

but the letters always find their rightful place.

Words spill to the surface,

as ink on paper becomes the 

fundamental way to organize this well,

making sense of each thought

as they become amalgamated.

There is a pattern of words

waiting to be summoned.

These individual patterns create a poem.

An intricate concoction of emotions,

that are hidden there for safekeeping. 

Words that taste sweet,

and perhaps ones that leave a bitter aftertaste.

Together, they craft something beautiful.

Poetry.

An artform filled with emotions.

Something that allows our minds to speak

our truth, pulling from our well of words,

fusing everything into a meaningful story.

The refined dance of words carry our essence,

so that we may be seen.

Filed Under: Poetry Tagged With: Congratulations, Lily Jones, Lily!

Beethoven is de-composing

December 8, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Middle-Schooler Penny Andreas

Palm Valley students discover new music, make beautiful music, critique recently released
music, share compelling music. When streaming or listening or exploring music, we often search by musical genres. Penny shares her favorite genres, and one not-so-favorite. She has eclectic taste and may have some listening “finds” for you.

Out of the millions and billions and trillions of songs and albums, there are different genres. Basically, a genre is just a broad type of music. Many genres are  awesome, but these are some of my favorites, and one not-so-favorite. 

Number One: Indie Music

This is my absolute favorite genre of music because of its chill, slow-down vibe. I love the instruments they use, along with the subtle echo-y lyrics. It generally has a slow-ish and steady beat. This music is great to listen to while studying, reading, or basically doing anything mellow. My favorite artists in this genre are Em Beihold, Tame Impala, The Alvvays, and Giveon.

Photo Source: freepik.com

Number Two: Hip Hop and Rap

Hip hop and rap is a classic genre that has been around for a long time. I love hip hop because the sounds and the lyrics are good; some of them tell stories, while others may be about life. Though I do not recommend this type of music if you are not allowed to listen to “explicit lyrics.” There are some words that you might rather not want to ask your parents about….Anyways some of my favorite artists are Dr. Dre, Eminem, G-Unit, 50 Cent, Kendrik Lamar, Jay-Z, and Snoop Dogg. 

Number Three: Soul

Soul is one of the absolute greatest genres of all time. It first started in the early 1950s, with the rise of gospel music. This was very popular in Black churches, but it quickly spread beyond churches, and it evolved into what is now called soul. Soul is a very broad word for a variety of musical albums and artists, but it is mainly music with a steady beat and a symphony of trumpets, saxophones, and trombones with amazing vocal riffs. Some of my favorite artists in soul are Aretha Franklin, Otis Redding, James Brown, and Marvin Gaye. 

And . . . One Dislike: Pop

Pop is pretty much just popular music all mushed into one genre. Honestly, I actually hate pop. There’s one specific sound that is just repeated over and over and over again. Also, so many people use samples that were made for original songs, by the original artist, which sounds like total plagiarism, though somehow they get away with it. 

Filed Under: Music Tagged With: Beethoven is de-composing, Penny Andreas

Teacher Madlib Video

December 8, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org 3 Comments

An original video by Levi Kassinove and Luke Sonderman, Palm Valley Blog Productions

While other PVS Bloggers searched for videos that have impacted history, communities, movements, fashion, and individual growth–Levi and Luke decided the canon was incomplete. So, they got busy and added to the Video Canon of Cinematography, The Teacher Madlib video. (No teachers were harmed in the making of this video.)

This week on thebirdonfire.org, Levi and I decided to spice things up and create a video post instead of an article. This is The Teacher Madlib, where YOUR Palm Valley Teachers tell you an unscripted story. Enjoy!

Luke Sonderman, Co-Director
https://youtu.be/mZzBJjWgJQ4

Filed Under: Uncategorized

The screen

December 6, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

A Poem, by Middle-Schooler Penny Andreas

As the screen turns on

And the pixels turn to color

I stare at it blankly

My mind turning into rubber

4 hours pass

I stay in the same spot

Not blinking once

My eyes about to pop

When it finally turns off

My eyes blink fast

Suddenly bored

Wondering what to do next

Filed Under: Poetry, Technology Tagged With: Penny Andreas, The screen

My Favorite Comic: Maus by Art Spiegelman

December 6, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Junior Alyna Rei

Student bloggers went in search of something comic that conveyed something profound. Alyna recalls the graphic novel set Maus that she read as a sophomore. She liked it.

I am not the biggest fan of reading history books or learning about history in general. Not that I hate history. I just don’t have the biggest interest in it. But, there is an exception. In my 10th-grade English class, I read Maus by Art Spiegelman. This story was split into two books, and I actually enjoyed reading both. Despite this story being pretty famous, it was actually voted to be banned by a school board in Tennessee (nytimes.com). 

The two books take place during the Holocaust. The Jews display as Mice, the Germans as Cats, Americans as dogs, and the Polish as pigs. 

The First Book, Maus I: A Survivor’s Tale – My Father Bleeds History

We start off with our main character, Vladek, who was a survivor of the Holocaust. Vladek is telling his experience of the Holocaust to his son, Artie (who is a depiction of Art Spiegelman himself). As well, we see the story of Vladek’s wife and Artie’s mother, Anja. We first experience their regular lives before the Holocaust began and then see a complete switch up over time. We go into the beginning part of Auschwitz at the conclusion of Book I and basically the onslaught of the Holocaust. In Book I, we don’t see the couple in the camps. Rather it’s a run down of the beginning tragedies of the Holocaust: such as people losing their jobs, their homes, their neighborhoods, their livelihoods, their lives, etc.

The Maus I book cover as it appears at Amazon.com

The Second Book, Maus II: A Survivor’s Pain – And Here My Troubles Began

The second book is set in the middle of the Holocaust. Vladek is trying to get to his wife, Anja, since the two are separated into different gender camps in Auschwitz. Art Spielgelman does drive us into the characters’ arrival at Auschwitz. This book gives us a more detailed presentation on how the Holocaust appeared through Vladek’s perspective. We see Vladek trying to survive in the camp, desperately working for sufficient food, clothing, shelter, and possible escape for Anja and himself. We still see contemporary scenes between Vladek and Artie, but we also do go back into the past.

Maus II as it appears on Amazon.com

My Opinion

I actually prefer the first book over the second. The first book gave me a good understanding of what the Holocaust was about after seeing Vladik’s developing story. You see the mice having a regular life, and then you see that life chipped away, and eventually lost. I feel that this graphic novel is a better book from which to learn about the Holocaust than to read a nonfiction book for students. When you read Maus, yes, it is a little graphic. We see graphic depictions of dead bodies. But, the book gives you a good understanding of what the Holocaust tragedy was rather than reading dry facts. You get to stand in the characters’ shoes.

This book had an effect on me more than the rest of the books I read in 10th grade as I was able to learn about the Holocaust more. I do recommend this book to anyone who wants to learn more about the Holocaust because it gives you moving insight about the tragedy of the Holocaust while capitalizing on a compelling stereotype regarding cats and mice.

Photo Source: Tor.com

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: Alyna Rei, My Favorite Comic: Maus by Art Spiegelman

Encantos De Moçambique*

December 1, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By Junior Remy Haring

Portuguese East Africa (Mozambique) – Deutsch Mittelafrika Border

In a series of stories told from multiple perspectives from all over the world– collectively known as the Kaiserreich Files (inspired by the titular mod for Hearts of Iron IV), blogger Remy Haring explores an alternate history, one in which the Central Powers won the First World War.

April 15, 1937

It was a warm, humid dawn. Insects were chirping, and you could see the stars. There was no civilization for miles–only the dense jungles of this far-flung Portuguese colony. The golden crucifix on my uniform glistened in the glaring sunlight. I could hardly breathe behind the mosquito mask. I missed Lisbon: the salty air, seeing the magnificent royal palace towering over the city and the beautiful churches and, most importantly, I missed peace. I didn’t want to be fighting a brutal bush war. My thoughts were broken by distant gunshots. The Germans were out there. My commanding officer João looked toward the source of the gunfire and shouted, “We will attack the enemies of Christ and Duarte II! To arms!” It’s time, I thought, quiero ir para casa, I want to go home. We were launching an offensive against the Germans. I drew my rifle and joined the rest of the squad. We advanced north into Deustch Mittelafrika. 

We were marching in a single-file line through the treacherous forest. Who knew what poisonous insects or apex predators could be lurking here, or, worse, we may even be walking straight into a German ambush. I heard João whisper a prayer that we would defeat the German heathens. We wandered the forests for who knows how long when we stumbled upon a small local village deep in the jungle. It was a series of small, circular huts that formed a ring. When we entered the village, we were met by a group of locals. None of them spoke Portuguese, and none of the troops spoke Ngoni. While João was searching for Germans, I sat down leaning against the huts. A little boy, about five or six came up to me with a big smile and gave me a pineapple. I smiled at him, and he skipped away. Back home, I was always told that the colonies were filled with savages who did not recognize the one true faith, but when I looked around, they just seemed like people. I saw two guys working together to build a hut, a child trailing his mother, maybe what I’ve been told since birth is wrong…

My introspection was interrupted when a German soldier was found hiding in one of the huts. He was forcefully grabbed by João and interrogated.

“Where is the rest of your squad!?” João barked.

“I-I don’t know, I vas part of a lost patrol und the people–” he stuttered.

“–harbored a protestant heathen,” João finished for him. “We have ways to make you talk, heretic.” He turned to us with unfeeling eyes. “We must show the natives here what happens when they harbor heathens.” He gestured to the ring of thatched homes and ordered, “Burn. It. All.” 

When I turned to the soldier next to me, he had struck a match with no expression on his face. He tossed it at a thatched hut–and another, and another like a storm of embers. The fire began consuming the village. Madly, my platoon cheered. I froze. I couldn’t move, couldn’t speak; all I could do was watch as the village structures collapsed in on themselves and burned. I heard screaming, a screaming I sometimes still hear when I wake late at night.

*Charms of Mozambique. A Portuguese colonial song.

Filed Under: Fiction Tagged With: Encantos De Moçambique, Remy Haring

Knock Knock?

November 30, 2022 by szachik@pvs.org Leave a Comment

By 7th grader Penny Andreas

A lot can be said and conveyed via comedy. PVS Bloggers searched for something comic that
fascinated them or was an integral part of life. Penny remembers those ever-present, slightly annoying knock-knock jokes.

Jokes are a very special phase that I believe all kids go through at one time in their life. My sister, at age five, loved to run up and say something like, “Why did the cat cross the road? . . . To go to the bakery.” It made no sense, but it cracked her up. Knock-knock jokes, in particular, have been around since the 1900s, says NPR’s article “The Secret History of Knock-Knock Jokes.” One thing most people all like are some good ol’ knee-slappers. I surveyed a couple of people to see what their favorite jokes were. I’ve included them below. Enjoy! 🙂

(The “Interrupting Cow” joke happened way too many times so I apologize if you don’t see yours.)

 

7th-Grader Roman Sooban: Knock, knock? 

Who’s there? 

Spell!

Spell who?

W. H. O. 

Teacher Mrs. Maguire: Knock, knock?

Who’s there? 

Impatient cow. 

Impati-

MOO!

7th-Grader Jackie Padgett: Why did the chicken cross the road? 

I don’t know. Why?

To get to the idiot’s house. 

Okay.

Knock knock.

Who’s there? 

The chicken. 

(Jackie: I always fall for this one; it’s sad.)

7th-Grader Sierra James: What do you call a bear with no teeth? 

Dunno.

A gummy bear!

6th-Grader Lorelei Behr: Knock, knock?

Who’s there? 

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

9th-Grader Kayliee Augustine: Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil who? 

Nevermind. It’s pointless.

Teacher Ms. Schapiro: What did the snail say while riding on the turtle’s back? 

I don’t know.

WHEEEEEEEEEEE!

Junior Levi Kassinove: Knock, knock? 

Who’s there?

To.

To who?

To whom. 

Filed Under: Humor Tagged With: Knock Knock?, Penny Andreas

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