By Sports Enthusiast and Guest Blogger Daniel Romo
The Shroud–A Fairy Tale Re-Telling
Retold by Harlow Berny
Centuries ago, in a long forgotten kingdom, there was a simple mother who had a child of seven years of age who was so handsome and lovable that whomever crossed his path and saw him would immediately have a smile upon their face. His mother had cherished him above all else in her life. It just so happens that this child became sick with a common cold; God had decided to bring the child to himself, and the mother could not contain her grief and wept both day and night. Soon after the funeral, however, an apparition of the child would appear at night in places that the child had been when he was alive. Whenever the mother wept, the ghost would weep as well, and he would disappear when the sun rose. The mother still wept day and night, but on one of those nights, the ghost appeared in the white shroud he was buried in with a wreath of flowers on his head. He walked to the foot of his mother’s bed and said to her, “Mommy, please don’t cry for me at night anymore, or I may never rest in my coffin, for my shroud will not dry in the cold, sunless night whilst your tears fall upon it.” When the mother heard this, she immediately choked back her tears and took deep breaths, waiting for the sun to shine until she wept again. The next night, the child came back, this time holding a bright, glowing cloth in his hands. ”Look, Mommy,” said the child, “my shroud is dry, now I can rest and go to heaven!” The mother hugged her child, said one last goodbye, and saw her child’s ghost fade away as the sun shone upon him. She continued to cry in the day, but she cried less knowing that her son was in a brighter, dryer place.
Editor: Reneé Vazquez
Re-Telling of Grimm’s
UPDATE ON CASE #4501: Loss of Witness
Report submitted by Detectives Shelby Armor & Claire Jenkins
Jackson Dean, witness to the infamous perpetrator letter drop, was found deceased yesterday. Freshman Makena Behnke reported the incident to Captain Peter Kadel of the PVS Police Department. A full autopsy report is being worked up to examine the cause of death, but there are no signs of struggle. Dean was found with his textbooks, backpack, and his leftover lunch in the student lounge. The contents included a bag of chips and a half-eaten apple. This is the second incident on the Palm Valley campus–the investigation into the demise of Ben Snyder is ongoing. Detectives Jenkins and Armor are still investigating the motive and the facts of both events. Write a comment if you have any tips or have seen anything regarding the case of Snyder and now Dean.
*Disclaimer: This series is a Work of Fiction. No students have been harmed in the making of this story.
A Post on Post Malone
By Freelance Music Critic & Guest Blogger Holden Hartle
In recent weeks, I have come to a shocking conclusion; Post Malone is one of the greatest artists of our generation. Now I realize how I’ve already offended people and this is only the second sentence, but I have my reasons. Hear me out.
First of all, he has an amazing backstory. In an interview with Noisey, he explains that school wasn’t really his thing. So, on very short notice and with no money, he moved to Los Angeles with a friend on a promise that he would eventually pay him back. Post was huge into gaming. One day, he went to a friend’s house who told him to check out this new game. The game was Guitar Hero 2. This started Post’s ambition towards pursuing music as an actual career.
Then he came out with “White Iverson.” After years and years of waiting, he finally released it. And boy did it blow up. He released the song on his Soundcloud account and soon afterwards the song went four times platinum and reached number fourteen on the US Billboard Hot 100.
“White Iverson” brings me to my second point, his beats. “White Iverson” features a typical hip hop drum beat, but a beautiful piano in the background. Now I have never really liked R & B, but Post Malone is changing my mind. “White Iverson” just speaks to me in a way that no other song has in the past couple years.
My final point is his personality. Post definitely has a style, and it’s not necessarily orthodox. He has admitted to wearing tuxedos everyday to school in his childhood. He has also admitted to wearing penny loafers and jeans that would go up to his belly button. All of these allude to the fact that he doesn’t care about what anyone thinks. He is his own person and that’s all that matters. I think we can all learn something from Post in that aspect.
Editor: Claire Jenkins
An Ode to Tom Petty
By Guest Blogger and Music Critic Holden Hartle
This is the story of a boy who grew up to be one of the greatest rockstars to ever live. I feel very thankful that I was able to see him in concert before he passed. This man was a blessing to the music world and to anyone who heard his music.
He started in Gainesville, Florida. His father was abusive, but he found a safe haven with music. He dropped out of high school at the age of seventeen to pursue a career with his band at the time, Mudcrutch. The band moved to Los Angeles but fell apart shortly after. However, after hearing a demo that his former bandmates made, they rekindled the fire of making music under the new name, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.
Front man Tom Petty played a beautiful twelve-string guitar and had the perfect raspy voice for the era. After the not-so-great sales of their first album, they opened for Nils Lofgren. Within weeks they were headlining and their album was on the British charts. The Heartbreakers were gaining momentum amongst the music world. This momentum led to great success in their next few albums.
While making their sixth studio album, which took three years, Petty was frustrated because he couldn’t think of any lyrics to write. So, he punched the nearest wall, breaking his left hand. Apparently, something clicked. The album featured the song “Don’t Come Around Here No More,” which became a number thirteen hit on the charts.
Finally, in 1989, Tom Petty came out with the solo album entitled, Full Moon Fever. This song features the classic Petty song that everyone can sing along to, “Free Fallin’.”
Tom Petty gave the world some of the most beautiful songs the world has ever heard. Songs like “American Girl,” “I Won’t Back Down,” and of course, “Free Fallin’” are songs which everyone can appreciate, no matter what generation. He will forever be missed. Rest in peace, and thank you, Tom Petty.
Editor: Peter Kadel
Sources referenced:
https://www.biography.com/people/tom-petty-201299
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/artists/tom-petty/biography
Case #4501: Eye Witness Account
Evidence submitted by Detectives Shelby Armor and Claire Jenkins
In the ongoing case regarding the fictional but violent act committed against Ben Snyder, a letter was deposited in Captain Peter Kadel’s police cruiser. A witness (his identity hidden here to protect him) came forward with an account of seeing that letter deposited in said police cruiser by . . . . ?????
Evidence reviewed by Agent on Special Assignment Renee Vazquez
Case #4501 Update
Evidence submitted by Detectives Shelby Armor and Claire Jenkins
Wednesday afternoon Captain Peter Kadel of the PVS Police Department was left a letter in his squad car. Here is what was found.

CASE 4501: UPDATE Photos 1+2 — Contents of letter. Non-recognizable handwriting. Odd apple reference.

Photos 4-6 — Detective Claire Jenkins examining the letter for any traces of fingerprints or other evidence.
Evidence reviewed by Superintendent A.J. Patencio
Poetry Responds . . .
Guest Poet Blogger Jackson Dean contributes this week.
That Sunday
That Sunday was the first day of someone’s life,
And they will not understand the hate of the world for some time;
That Sunday was the first steps for someone,
who proudly galloped across the living room floor;
That Sunday was the marriage of many someones,
And their love for each other was unbelievably grand;
That Sunday was happiness for someone,
as they read a book on their porch;
That Sunday was joy for someone,
when that math problem was finally understood;
That Sunday was the first day of college for someone,
As they began a new life in a new place;
That Sunday was with friends for someone,
Laughing and reminiscing about the “good ol’ days”;
That Sunday was a breakup for someone,
And they never felt such sadness before;
That Sunday was falling in love for the very first time for someone,
And they knew it would last;
That Sunday was a drive for someone,
Just taking in the sights of their town;
That Sunday was church for someone,
Meeting up with church friends and enjoying the company;
That Sunday was family time for someone,
As they all sat around to watch Football;
…
That Sunday was the worst day for someone,
When the shots kept coming;
That Sunday was when “Missed Call” was displayed on the phone of someone,
And people prayed their loved ones were okay;
That Sunday, no call was returned for someone,
Because they weren’t okay;
That Sunday was devastating for someone,
As they lost their friend in the crowd and have yet to hear from them;
That Sunday, Monday, and all the days to come will be mourning for someone,
Because of the news they received;
That Sunday was, is, and always will be a nightmare for someone,
For the image of them running for what seemed like hours was branded into their skull;
That Sunday, people cared for someone,
As they lay on top of strangers to hide them from what was the end for many;
That Sunday, people were there for someone,
As strangers carried strangers to hospitals;
…
That Sunday, life passed on for someone,
And they were innocent;
That Sunday, life passed on for someone,
And they were loved ones;
That Sunday, life passed on for someone,
And they will not be forgotten.
Editor: Peter Kadel
The Singing Bone–A Fairy Tale Re-Telling
WARNING: As in Grimm’s, the following fairy tale may contain violence; proceed at your own risk.
Retold by Harlow Berny
Centuries ago, in a long forgotten kingdom, there was a horrendous monster that took the shape of a wild boar. It terrorized the fields and livestock of the kingdom before it moved on to tear the humans apart with its blood-stained tusks. The royal family had offered a small reward for any word of the beast, but as it destroyed more and more, and fewer and fewer bounty hunters returned from their attempts to kill it, they raised the reward to entice the people willing to risk the encounter. From the words of the few people who returned, the savage boar had bloody bone where a face would be, and sounds of the countless people it had killed could be heard screaming when it opened its maw, and the stench of brimstone was present whenever it was near. After the rumors spread of the beast’s nature, after the recent passing of the king of the lands, the queen had to raise the reward. She offered her only son to the person–be they man or woman–who presented the boar’s carcass to her.
In this forgotten kingdom, there were two brothers who had decided to try to kill the boar and marry the prince. The older was crafty, shrewd, and full of pride, and only wanted to kill to show his power and to marry the prince to have that power and the wealth that comes with it. The younger was innocent, simple, and pure hearted. He wanted to kill the boar to stop its violence, to avenge those it killed, and to marry the prince so his family might live in comfy quarters. When the brothers declared to the queen that they would be attempting to rid the lands of the foul beast, she gave them this advice:
If you wish to kill the beast, I believe you should take advantage of your partnership and enter the forest from opposite sides to infix the boar between you.
The brothers took the queen’s advice, and the elder entered from the west while the younger took the east. When the younger had walked a short distance into the forest, he was met by a small man, not unlike a troll, who held a black spear in his hands. He told the boy that since his heart was pure and good, he could wield the spear against the boar without risking his life, for the spear would protect his soul from the demon inside the boar’s skin. The brother thanked the troll and went bravely into the depths of the forest, knowing he would survive his encounter with the boar.
Not long after, the younger brother could smell the brimstone and heard the boar breathing like a furnace to his left. Instantly, the brother turned and pointed the spear toward the beast. When the boar ran toward him screaming like thousands of men, it ran straight into the spear and impaled itself on the black point. The boy took the boar on his back and headed west to meet with his older brother.
When the younger brother came out the other side of the forest, he saw a small house filled with the sounds of laughter, dancing, and the smells of alcohol. When he walked in, he could not immediately see his brother, but his brother could see him, along with the boar on his back. The older brother called the younger over and gave him wine while listening to the story of how the boar was slain with the black spear. When the brothers left in the evening, the elder had the younger walk in front of him, and once they were over a bridge of a dry riverbed, the elder grabbed the spear and struck the younger through the heart and pushed him over the railing. The elder’s hand was burned by the spear because of his tainted heart, but all he needed was the boar. He sloppily buried the younger brother under the bridge along with the spear, then took the boar on his back. Once he returned to the queen and convinced her that he slew the beast after it slew his brother, he was married to the prince.
It was only five years later that a shepherd was moving his herd across the old bridge and saw a little bone sticking out of the dirt. He needed a new mouthpiece for his horn, so he whittled it down and put it in. When he blew through the horn, however, he was amazed that it sang of its own accord.
Ah, friend thou blowest upon my bone.
A heart of love was what to be won.
In the ground my brother made me sown,
and took for his husband the queen’s young son.
What a wonderful horn! Thought the shepherd, It sings all on its own! Surely the queen would want to see it. He hurried to her castle and again blew it for her, and she understood it well. She had the grounds dug where the bone was found. A skeleton with a large, black spear was found; and when she confronted her son-in-law, he could not deny his heinous crime. The wicked brother was sewn in a bag and thrown in a lake to drown, while his brother’s skeleton was laid in a large tomb. The red-haired queen placed the spear on top of the tomb with her pure, cleansed, metal hands.
Editor: Shelby Armor
5-word sentences
By Brennan Nick
This sentence has five words.
This also has five words.
Five word sentences are fun.
They can be interesting, too.
Here is a short story.
There once was a boy.
This boy was drinking milk.
He was also eating lunch.
His day was going well.
But, tragedy struck right then.
He moved his hand carelessly.
This motion spilled his milk.
He then cried and cried.
His mother heard the crying.
She rushed to help him.
She thought it was serious.
Reality was far from that.
She simply cleaned the milk.
She got him more milk.
Thankfully, the crisis was averted.
Five-word sentences are fun.
They can be interesting, too.
However, they are very simple.
When strung together it’s tiresome.
When in abundance, they’re monotonous.
They lack the needed details.
They lack the needed variety.
Five word sentences are not fun.
Editors: Claire Jenkins & Peter Kadel
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