In this week’s post with astrologer Jesse, we get more personal with learning about astrological signs through our very own Palm Valley teachers. You will get a deep dive into the personalities of your teachers and may find some similarities and differences that you have with them. — Editor Roman Rickwood
By Jessica Denyer, Amateur Astrologer
Welcome back!
I know I said that this week was going to be about celebrity astrology signs, but that is information you can just google. Nothing super interesting about that. You know what you can’t google? Teachers’ astrology signs. I don’t know the specific birthday, but I do know most of the teachers’ signs. So, today I will be telling you about a few teachers and their signs. Check my sign compatibility blog from a few weeks ago;… it might tell you something about some of your favorite and least favorite teachers.
Let’s start with some English teachers:
Mr. Griffin: Aries
If you’ve ever taken a class with Mr. Griffin, you know it’s nothing but sass and humor. Very no-nonsense, but always a great time–the sign of a true Aries.
Ms. Zachik: Sagittarius
Who doesn’t love Ms. Zachik? Her witty humor and charming personality make her a fan favorite. She’s adventurous and down for anything…. Just don’t make her mad…
Now some Social Studies teachers:
Ms. Coffey: Capricorn
Bubbly and fun, Ms. Coffey loves to have a good laugh. But, when it’s time to work, it’s time to work. A short fuse and limited social battery make her a classic introverted Capricorn at heart.
Mr. Winter: Aries
Why read about history when you could have Mr. Winter act it out for you in class? Lively and always full of energy, Mr. Winter is a classic Aries.
Science teachers:
Ms. Castellano: Taurus
Ms. Castellano is all business and likes to stay on track. She’s always down for an adventure and is the only person I’ve ever met that can find humor in nature, classic Taurus.
Mr. Killeen: Pisces
Mr. Killeen is always down for a new adventure and loves to get creative. He is pretty quiet, and I always catch him working outside when possible. Pisces feel very at home in nature making Mr. Killeen a classic Pisces.
And now, the man himself…
Mr. Coffey: Sagittarius
Mr. Coffey loves to be in the spotlight, so it’s only fair that he gets to be the grand finale. Very work orientated and focused, Mr. Coffey doesn’t come to mess around. However, he still does like to make dad jokes and practice his golf swing from time to time.
So, that’s it! I hope you learned something new about the teachers you see every day. Come back next week where I will be talking about what the different shapes of crystals mean.
I don’t believe in astrology. But this post is accurate about one thing: DO NOT MAKE MS. ZACHIK MAD. Someone sometime in my Zachik class (no names) threw a pencil at someone. Said pencil hit me accidentally. After one very brief exclamation of pain by me (mostly from the surprise), I got over the pencil. Ms Zachik’s reaction, however, was almost as scary. It was 100% warranted, though. But still truly frightening.
Also, quick suggestion from a blog student: if you say everyone is a “classic” __________(insert horoscope), I’d like to know what you mean. The word is most likely used as a vague adjective meaning “typical” or “traditional” or something similar. In that case, it’s slightly overused in my opinion.
If “classic” has a precise definition in astrology, what is that?
Still, it’s great to see this blog thriving, and these newer posts are WAY more well-researched than anything I remember doing myself. Well, except my legendary Buddy articles and movie reviews maybe.
— Leo Milmet, PVS ‘21
P.S. I may take an astronomy class next year to satisfy a general education requirement so thanks for the training. 🙂
It’s interesting we have so many Aries, it would be curious to find out the relation of Fire Signs in the school versus the others…out of your segment four of the seven are…which are pretty good odds, considering you have three other elements…things that make you go hmmmmmmm